Wednesday, May 29, 2013

We Don't Normally Dress Like This

There is this place in Utah called Cedar Fort. Most of you probably haven't heard of it, even if you live within 15 miles of the town. Anyways, this place is where my grandpa grew up. This grandpa is a genealogy maniac (someone find me a different word) and has put a lot of time into his ancestors in the Cedar Fort cemetery. Naturally, for Memorial day, my grandpa wanted his family to dress up like the people buried in the cemetery, stand by their graves, and tell their story to people who wanted to know. So that's what we did. 

Here's what made it worth it:
Mom: My name is ___, this is my husband ___. We were born in Pennsylvania in 18__. We met Joseph Smith and converted to the church even though our families told us not to. When we got married, my parents gave us $20 and we never heard from them again.
Dad: I was a member of the 70, and helped protect Joseph Smith.
Random spectator: Well that's weird cuz Joseph Smith died so long ago! Did you not do your job?!
*forced laughs*
Mom: We came across the plains and settled here in Cedar Fort. The Indians kicked us out at first but we were able to return. I was the first Sunday school teacher here and I also taught school in my home until the school house was built. Any questions?
Random spectator: Yah did you ever hear back from your parents after you got married?
Mom: Nope we tried to get in contact, wrote them a lot. [Being funny] Even sent them a couple texts but they never responded.
Random spectator: Well don't lose hope! One day they may end up on your doorstep!
Random spectator: So who are you related to here?
Mom: Let me look at my genealogy chart... let's see, Ron Cook's [my grandpa] great grandparents, the mom's parents, if that makes sense.
Random spectator: Well that's weird, I pictured them much older than you two!
Mom (finally catching on to what this guy believed): We don't normally dress like this!! We're not real pioneers!! We're dead!!

Random spectator seemed pretty off guard but finally understood what was going on. Some people...

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Admission

After my rec basketball team got smoked by some ex college players, Gav and I got some frozen yogurt at Menchies and went to the 10:00 showing of the above at the Dollar Theater. my choice. I think we came home clean but I don't know how the movie ended because the sound went out with a crucial 10 minutes left. This was probably one of the dumbest shows I've ever seen, which really makes it one of the best shows I have ever seen. 
Gotta love Tuesday night dates!

Friday, May 17, 2013

Family Pictures


Morganne "I'm cold", Mom "I know. Pretend you're not."
Mom "Matt, why are you yawning?!" Dad "I'm not, I'm smiling!"
Gavin "If she takes one more shot at me, I'm out!" Photographer (looking at Gavin) "How come they don't look awkward when they fold their arms?"
Mom "I don't care about your personalities, I want us to look smart for the picture."

The scarf my mom was hoping someone would wear and the belt she painted to match Maci's shirt.

Monday, May 6, 2013

Can't Stop Thinking About


I've started our 2013 bucket list. What's on yours? Suggestions for additions are more than appreciated. Also, you all are invited to the following:

1-Crystal Hot Springs
2-Win some lacrosse games!
3-Mt Timp
4-Sliding Rock
5-Take advantage of our Pass of All Passes
6-Slip-n-slide
7-Mona Rope Swings
8- Shoot the tube
9-Buy a bike. Is anyone an expert on this? I am an amateur and need help knowing what to get and where to go.
10-6 Pack Abs and a 13.1