We Don't Normally Dress Like This

There is this place in Utah called Cedar Fort. Most of you probably haven't heard of it, even if you live within 15 miles of the town. Anyways, this place is where my grandpa grew up. This grandpa is a genealogy maniac (someone find me a different word) and has put a lot of time into his ancestors in the Cedar Fort cemetery. Naturally, for Memorial day, my grandpa wanted his family to dress up like the people buried in the cemetery, stand by their graves, and tell their story to people who wanted to know. So that's what we did. 

Here's what made it worth it:

Mom: My name is ___, this is my husband ___. We were born in Pennsylvania in 18__. We met Joseph Smith and converted to the church even though our families told us not to. When we got married, my parents gave us $20 and we never heard from them again.
Dad: I was a member of the 70, and helped protect Joseph Smith.
Random spectator: Well that's weird cuz Joseph Smith died so long ago! Did you not do your job?!
*forced laughs*
Mom: We came across the plains and settled here in Cedar Fort. The Indians kicked us out at first but we were able to return. I was the first Sunday school teacher here and I also taught school in my home until the school house was built. Any questions?
Random spectator: Yah did you ever hear back from your parents after you got married?
Mom: Nope we tried to get in contact, wrote them a lot. [Being funny] Even sent them a couple texts but they never responded.
Random spectator: Well don't lose hope! One day they may end up on your doorstep!
Random spectator: So who are you related to here?
Mom: Let me look at my genealogy chart... let's see, Ron Cook's [my grandpa] great grandparents, the mom's parents, if that makes sense.
Random spectator: Well that's weird, I pictured them much older than you two!
Mom (finally catching on to what this guy believed): We don't normally dress like this!! We're not real pioneers!! We're dead!!

Random spectator seemed pretty off guard but finally understood what was going on. Some people...