Five Tips on How to Celebrate Halloween in a Way
That Convinces Others You Are Not a Party Animal
- Eat bbq hot dogs, chocolate cake, and root beer for dinner (tip: rootbeer cannot contain dry-ice as that could be viewed as festive).
- Don't dress up in costume.
- Keep your hang-out group to a maximum of four.
- Stalk other's instagram accounts while your husband plays fake blackjack.
- Be home, in bed, and asleep before midnight.
Happy Halloween!
Bahaha love this!
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